@TheOnion he can' give her the full Press, look at her thats his sister
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@TheOnion creepy as they look like siblingsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion shit just got real.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion local man watches crush talk to other guy?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They be married in 11 weeksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That dude is a bonehead! He should have done so wholeheartedly. I would have. I personally think she is totally hot, beautiful.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Sorta-Attractive Girl Half-Heartedly Hit On http://onion.com/270V9Be pic.twitter.com/Sw7bI37Dkv” AKA MY LIFE
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@TheOnion Let the dude pound down a few more drinks and he will be all over her like a cheap suit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bribery always works!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion inb4 rageThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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