@TheOnion @owenlaukkanen It "accidentally" takes out a hospital on the way.
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@TheOnion@pcdillard I thought it was Cruz protecting his daughters' bathroom.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hilarious!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion SCREAMINGThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@jamesperloff ROFL LMFAO BWAHAHAHAHAHA LOLpic.twitter.com/pfo2bUvxqJ
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@TheOnion Can't fire him . Use shuttle for school Show and Tell ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion can I borrow it to have McDonald's delivered?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion me too, I wouldThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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