@TheOnion @_ashleyhorton this can't be a coincidence
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@TheOnion @jmmlaing Hurricane Ashley decides to stay home last minute - keeps the Sombrero and passes out at 9pm.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Hurricane Ashley Expected To Strike Several Bars This Cinco De Mayo http://onion.com/1q2cp7l pic.twitter.com/EuLlF6iMWX"@LilBKFAN
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@TheOnion alcohol's a hell of a drug.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@miblogestublog Hasn't the Republic of Mexico suffered enough?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AshleyDean Is this true? I thought the going away party was on Seis De Mayo?? - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion oh my god, I love itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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As usual,
@TheOnion has the perfect joke of the day.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/728288794529697792 …
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Haha
@TheOnion nails it again.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/728288794529697792 …
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@TheOnion TOO FUNNY! Batten down the hatches!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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