@TheOnion @WingsofCrystal Good parody piece. Should have had a promotion of Goldman Sachs Unemployment Savings Accounts.
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parenting is important task next to do. All success
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@TheOnion I know this is suppose to be funny but we all know it's true!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion “Saving money for child’s unemployment” - I should have thought of that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Another reason why I'm not having kids.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hits uncomfortably close...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: setting aside trust funds for permanent basement apt. And computer updatesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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