@TheOnion bad taste in light of San Bernadino murders. 
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@TheOnion They were all Dicks they had it comingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well shit, it's their own fault. Ninja's always be killing people. They shoulda' known.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am cryingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sorry guys and gals, but this really is NOT funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Old but a classic.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How else does a ninja work? ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ninjasexparty Ninja Brian's past coming back to haunt him...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That is funny!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no one saw it comingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion real ninja wouldn't be so easy to spot in a photo, they are an imposter -
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@HeeschJeff@TheOnion well played
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