@TheOnion @Mangan150 The Onion has become indistinguishable from "real" news.
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@TheOnion Only 3? Lucky bastards. I need five and a pulley.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is real right? No way this can't be real.
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@quickspider15@TheOnion it's the onion. What do you think? -
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@TheOnion Obviously it's fake but it sounds like it should be real.
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@TheOnion got to love it, this is we are heading for sure#GetPT1st#ReischlPTThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion After 3rd try..they get assistance of a construction craneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Researchers found that a strong electrical charge from the seat "encouraged" study participants to rise quickly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not that there's anything wrong with it...right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You get Old , back ,hips ,knees ,ect. all want to stay put . With arthritis it gets harder . Wait ,your not getting younger !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Hmm I was just reading
@TheOnion in Twitter's crappy browser then got redirected to the app store, WTF happened?pic.twitter.com/2iYksCWBa6
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@paul_furley@TheOnion it'll likely be a compromised ad network. I remember seeing a spate of sites doing that a few years ago. -
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@TheOnion Problem easily solved, everyone needs a lift chair to get their butts out of a chair on the first attempt.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is probably true, our health as a nation is a joke now. PE in schools is just a joke. Weak bodies equals weak mindsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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