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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 May 2016

    Report: Well, Here We Go http://onion.com/24rqFJH pic.twitter.com/PEMOw0pSxI

    11:25 AM - 4 May 2016
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      2. Rev Rushy :Þ‏ @Rushynet 4 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion One step closer to the apocalypse!

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Dallas James‏ @Dallas_710 4 May 2016
        Replying to @Rushynet

        @Rushynet @TheOnion trump won't be responsible for an apocalypse, humans will be. Stupidest creatures on the planet

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Big Bones Billy‏ @EvanGrayM 4 May 2016
        Replying to @Dallas_710

        @Dallas_710 @Rushynet @TheOnion so what you're saying is, Trump is not human? Dear God, what have we done.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Dallas James‏ @Dallas_710 4 May 2016
        Replying to @EvanGrayM

        @EvanGrayM @Rushynet @TheOnion very narrow minded. He was singling trump out.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Dorothy Jones‏ @SistaDot45 4 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @privxtedomicile The joke is on the Republican Party. 😳😳😳😳

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Trump's not my Pres‏ @Nysteveo2AOLcom 4 May 2016
        Replying to @SistaDot45

        @SistaDot45 @joe_dirty @TheOnion @privxtedomicile And if we get really lazy, the joke will be on all of us.

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. Joe Anderson‏ @joe_dirty 4 May 2016
        Replying to @Nysteveo2AOLcom

        @Nysteveo2AOLcom @SistaDot45 @TheOnion @privxtedomicile so freaking glad we have Hillary. I'm pretty sure I would change citizenship...

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      5. Trump's not my Pres‏ @Nysteveo2AOLcom 4 May 2016
        Replying to @joe_dirty

        @joe_dirty @SistaDot45 @TheOnion @privxtedomicile me too.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Series And TV‏ @seriesandtv 4 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it all started as a joke, now he may very well be the next potus. Next thing you know @TheOnion is going to be about serious news :(

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      1. Breeze‏ @rmanzo251 4 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The biggest the bestest the mostest the greatest Candidate Everest. Delusional Donald.

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      1. RussianDeepStateSock‏ @milkman76 4 May 2016
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        @TheOnion oh hahaha you jokers! You put a picture of Donald Trump up there, as if he is running for presi.... dent. Oh. : (

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      1. Joe Anderson‏ @joe_dirty 4 May 2016
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        @TheOnion @fredric_wertham @GOP a new low for the Republican party. Idiots. @debrajsaunders #DumpTrump #UniteBlue

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      1. Sal Salerno‏ @HaloFanForLife 4 May 2016
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        @TheOnion You just can't write this stuff! Okay, maybe you can, but you can't believe it's really happening...

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      1. rico suave‏ @raymarquez54 4 May 2016
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        @TheOnion too real

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      1. michael‏ @themuffinman919 4 May 2016
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        @TheOnion @lbgryder

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      1. darryl mars‏ @DarrylMars 5 May 2016
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        @TheOnion Every other nation in the world just crapped their pants in horror

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      1. Just Say WOO!‏ @Recherei 4 May 2016
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        @TheOnion Few publications have the courage to go forth and pull no punches when covering a story

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      1. Barry Woodward‏ @Acidbrush2011 4 May 2016
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        @TheOnion This is going to be Biggly!

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      1. Christian Suglia‏ @ChristianSuglia 4 May 2016
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        @TheOnion @gnatnewman shortest onion article I've ever read

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