@TheOnion not amusing one bit..
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@TheOnion It is exciting to finally achieve what you have been preparing for all your life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ironically, she couldn't eat for a week after landing the role!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion her attitude towards this role and anorexia is disturbing and sick. I struggled with anorexia from my teens-early 30's. Not a gameThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Mind that anorexics aren't so happy and proud. That would be a second level of satire, and it wouldn't be funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion countdown until people start flooding this headline with hurt feelings and crocodile years feigning deep offense in 3...2...1...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Following IBS ad rejection, this is redemption!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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