Leslie Kemp, Houston resident: http://onion.com/1SYBZEO pic.twitter.com/KvsMgAL2Q1
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Leslie Kemp, Houston resident: http://onion.com/1SYBZEO pic.twitter.com/KvsMgAL2Q1
@TheOnion please clap !
@TheOnion Cruz: "We left it all on the fields of Indiana...like the cows do...watch where you step!"
@TheOnion now he can go back to zodiac killin
Awesome that @TheOnion had this ready to go for tonight!https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/727660713511096321 …
@TheOnion Can't Wait for Trump's!
@BarbaranneWylde @TheOnion Wont BE ONE! Trumps the next President.
@TheOnion TOO SOON ONION, TOO SOON!Need Trump to announce being President of America is small fish in big pond, runs for Leader of Universe
@TheOnion Were they singing Bye,Bye to the Canadian.
@TheOnion Hundreds of Cruz supporters later climbed into the same VW Beetle for the long, sad...and crowded ride home.
@TheOnion @HMonticelli oh Onion!
@TheOnion Me too !
@TheOnion @jdrvman @AjDahm @JasmineDahm
My sentiments EXACTLY
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