@TheOnion A team of cockroaches climb my refrigerator every July 4 and plant an American Flag. Their patriotism is quite heartwarming.
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@TheOnion Did that guy tape Yogi Berras funeral? It was awesome!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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