@TheOnion Don't drink, smoke or run around and you'll live longer. No, correction, it'll just seem longer!
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@TheOnion How long do you get to eat the carrots?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 1273 carrots? No way!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 1) Don't die - End of conversation
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