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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 May 2016

    Disappointing Prince Vaults Found To Contain 37,000 Hours Of Billy Joel Covers http://onion.com/1TgxRNd pic.twitter.com/JiCtsqisFB

    1:20 PM - 2 May 2016
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      1. Edward Alan Marlowe‏ @dreamarlowe85 2 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion You know Prince's version of "Piano Man" would be epic. Don't deny it.

        0 replies 2 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Arman Dhar‏ @ArmanDhar 2 May 2016
        Replying to @howtopless

        @alyssa_sibleyy @TheOnion wait why

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      4. Arman Dhar‏ @ArmanDhar 2 May 2016
        Replying to @howtopless

        @alyssa_sibleyy It may be because of me and Kohler's music discussions in class

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
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      2. jLo‏ @Jessinterrupted 2 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SteveSnrub Is this a joke, Steve?! It reads like satire! 9,000 hours of "we didn't start the fire?" Hahahaha

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. jLo‏ @Jessinterrupted 2 May 2016
        Replying to @Jessinterrupted

        @TheOnion @SteveSnrub oh wait.... The onion! I'm so conservative, I'm dumb!

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      4. steve s pumpkin‏ @stvswlr 2 May 2016
        Replying to @Jessinterrupted

        @Jessinterrupted c'mon really? It's a joke. The truth is that Prince's vault is full of Bruce Springstein covers 😝

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      5. jLo‏ @Jessinterrupted 2 May 2016
        Replying to @stvswlr

        @SteveSnrub mortified! I texted @WhatKillsMe if I should delete the post! I didn't know the onion was satirical! 💨

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. steve s pumpkin‏ @stvswlr 2 May 2016
        Replying to @Jessinterrupted

        @Jessinterrupted it's ok. You've been in Prince's vault for too long and now have to be reintegrated into this modern world 😉

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. jLo‏ @Jessinterrupted 2 May 2016
        Replying to @stvswlr

        @SteveSnrub Millions of years in the vault have made me one hell of a back up dancer. He named me Jessamine. He said Jess was too basic

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      8. End of conversation
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      2. Tom Reynolds‏Verified account @tomreynolds 2 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Tom Reynolds Retweeted The Onion

        Boycott @TheOnion.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/727231221781135364 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Disappointing Prince Vaults Found To Contain 37,000 Hours Of Billy Joel Covers http://onion.com/1TgxRNd  pic.twitter.com/JiCtsqisFB
        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Insert Halloween Kat pun here‏ @koruandthistle 3 May 2016
        Replying to @tomreynolds

        @tomreynolds @TheOnion Amazing! Ha. I thought of you guys first. I'll delete my tweet now.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Dianne Witt‏ @deedeewhite58 2 May 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @PopRockSpaceboi I don't know what to think...I guess he really liked Billy Joel!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Adam Robinson‏ @PopRockSpaceboi 2 May 2016
        Replying to @deedeewhite58

        @deedeewhite58 @TheOnion It just made me laugh a lot. I love both, but that's just SO untrue, that I'm STILL larffing. ;) ♡

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Dianne Witt‏ @deedeewhite58 2 May 2016
        Replying to @PopRockSpaceboi

        @PopRockSpaceboi @TheOnion Glad no one will ever twitter what is in my closets.They might find pictures of Prince and other fanciful stuff!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Adam Robinson‏ @PopRockSpaceboi 2 May 2016
        Replying to @deedeewhite58

        @deedeewhite58 @TheOnion By the same token, I should tweet my bounty! I have SO much stuff. 8-tracks, LPs, posters, t-shirts, promo items...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Dianne Witt‏ @deedeewhite58 2 May 2016
        Replying to @PopRockSpaceboi

        @PopRockSpaceboi @TheOnion Haha! Husband is still hanging on to the 8 tracks for dear life! My poor kids..reel to reel, cassettes, albums...

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Dianne Witt‏ @deedeewhite58 2 May 2016
        Replying to @deedeewhite58

        @PopRockSpaceboi @TheOnion The want the albums though! We have some fun stuff.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Dianne Witt‏ @deedeewhite58 2 May 2016
        Replying to @deedeewhite58

        @PopRockSpaceboi @TheOnion Forgot about all the CD's

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. End of conversation

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