@TheOnion Based on how things have gone since monotheism became fashionable, this item was initially reported on papyrus.
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@TheOnion Awesome. We await your mocking Allah.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Spoken like a true meth addict.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I HAVE ITThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hopefully he has his trusty map and backpack and sidekick Boots to help him find them!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I wonder who sewed that robe for GodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Bath salts were a mistake" ~ on the origins of the Binterong.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wow I wonder if Bilbo found them?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's dope! Now we have to save the world, oy vey!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@movinmeat I think I found your Baggie owner.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He didn't lose the pouch, I stole it. So much for OmniscienceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: greatness!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Explains a lotThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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