@TheOnion "No extra appendages grown in __ days"
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@TheOnion Mad scientists take note!#supervilainproblems@JonathanMaberry@PeterClinesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's about damn time :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion possible mutations are the best part of most crappy jobsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@KevinHearne Have the folks at@cthulhu4america seen this?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahaha funny shit love itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Nuclear Plant will host a job fair to deal with loss in productivity.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @Nate_Gustavson about timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What's wrong with workplace mutations?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's a jungle out there.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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