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@TheOnion me everyday except even at home I'm not safeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion aka " the corporate professional ".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it does suck to fake having happy/perky boobs all day. My phony persona is attached at my bra.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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