@TheOnion typically your headlines are pretty easy to distinguish from, say, CNN and the like - did a double take on this one <3
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@TheOnion@JasmineDahm Thought this might bring you a smile!
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SMH. smirk. RT
@TheOnion: Officials Starting To Think School Just Not Nation’s Thing http://onion.com/1SDGmGb pic.twitter.com/coupDIlchx
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@TheOnion Oh the things I shouldn't laugh at!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Just in, No need 4 School, We have an app 4 that! Get yours at the App store while supplies Last! #DumbAsYouWant2Be


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