@TheOnion Mine are: "Shut down spray tan industry". "Force Trump to prove he has no Orangutan DNA".."Tell him he cant lust after Ivanka"
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@TheOnion has the perfect plan for how the GOP can stop Trump http://onion.com/1N7FtW4 pic.twitter.com/c3fvi3IeCn
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@TheOnion@MeganApper You haven't paid attention, GOP is sweetening up to Trump 'Cuz he has 996 delegates now.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion THEY STOPPED SOROS GUN CONTROL PLAN & STOPPED DOJ-BANK PLOT TO STOP GUNS RIGHTS http://theresurgent.com/ted-cruz-is-still-a-senator-cruz-and-lee-introduce-bill-to-roll-back-choke-point/ … NO#TrumpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Give him a one way trip to Pluto?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: How The GOP Plans To Stop Trump http://onion.com/1N7FtW4 pic.twitter.com/KAt0uzN40Y
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@TheOnion keep dreaming, what do you think have been trying to do for the past 9 months. over 10 Million people say he cant be stopped.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ☆ 'Make concerted effort' 2 expose The_Donald's clandestine agenda & secret as a Liberal 'plant?'#conspiracy#2faced#cabbageThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mr.Trump is a man that I would like to see as president.Stop trying to stop him He is on our side.The United States: we the peopleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how the GOP plans to steal democracy?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@realDonaldTrump@tedcruz the establishment is real & really really established. Nobody knows the establishment better than#trumpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion constantly call and hang up on him in the middle of the night to ensure he's always tired
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@TheOnion "raw sexual magnetism of John Kasich." Best betThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion trump got all u ppl running scared lmao....#trumpforpresidentThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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