@TheOnion @Brandon_521 @FixieKatie
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@TheOnion at least he didn't leave the oven on.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Or worse yet...did mommy forget her breasts?? Mommy?!? Boobies?? Did you.....phew.....still there...that was a close one....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion l'm a little new here. Who's the onionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'd be freaking out tooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I LOVE YOU GUYSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Does beg the question: why aren't our keys multiple colours?!?@StevenErtelt =-)https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/726404968853430273 …
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@TheOnion@richardosman Matt Lucas has you all fooled.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Baby Has Sinking Feeling He Left Home Without Oversize Multicolor Plastic Keys http://onion.com/26BI9Sj pic.twitter.com/X1U88Dm8kW"
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@TheOnion Poor baby .Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Parents count up hours spent looking for special toy for grand total figureThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @fw_sabrinaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I've seen that look before! Something is Sinking alright! Next thing:Wipes & Fresh Pamper.A little
&
's if U don't mind!