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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Apr 2016

    English Professor Suddenly Realizes Students Will Believe Literally Anything She Says http://onion.com/1O0Acuz pic.twitter.com/3zXcIjYryl

    2:00 PM - 29 Apr 2016
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    24 replies 551 retweets 1,249 likes
      1. Chris Friend‏ @chris_friend 29 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Chris Friend Retweeted The Onion

        Oh, @TheOnion, with your timing & your accuracy & your awesomeness. You folks get it. Finest News Source™ indeed.https://twitter.com/theonion/status/726154128506937345 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        English Professor Suddenly Realizes Students Will Believe Literally Anything She Says http://onion.com/1O0Acuz  pic.twitter.com/3zXcIjYryl
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      1. Shomik Mukherjee‏ @ShomikMukherjee 29 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @baileeabell @hectorsanchezc_ @sarahbeaverr

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      1. Your Party Sucks‏ @LennyGhoul 29 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion It would be funny if it wasn't true.

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      1. Harry‏ @hjska22 29 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @friend_robbie

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      1. Kiss_0809‏ @GtKiss0809 29 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion this is true. As long as when YOU say YOU believe it and of course with the right inflection

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      1. Thebad300‏ @ddfissell 29 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @LDoren it might be satire but it is true at the same time

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      1. Вадим‏ @abuvm70 29 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion I'd rather believe that long-haired student in front

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      2. D‏ @aseaoflight 29 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @historyfreak13 true or not

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      3. Nour Austen‏ @historyfreak13 29 Apr 2016
        Replying to @aseaoflight

        @abrainyoreo @TheOnion haha unfortunately so

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      1. Bernie Lannan‏ @bernielannan 1 May 2016
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        @TheOnion interesting irony

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      1. D‏ @aseaoflight 30 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @maddycapozzoli cough cough most of high school

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      1. Madison Shumway‏ @madisonshumway 29 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @gabeplayspiano_ this made me think of you

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      1. Jessie Maass‏ @FormerPrezJess 29 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @ashleyr13 😂😂

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      1. Michael Cassidy‏ @easycolorcorp 29 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion we dont believe you,http://exactcolors.com pic.twitter.com/8KvAUr3efe

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      1. A J Chwick, Editor 🇺🇸Deplorable Political Pest‏ @iNCNF 29 Apr 2016
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