@charlie2136 literally yes. Also pop several Valium
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@rhiortenberg@TheOnion I even called my old barber to tell me the barber way of explaining my cut -
@felaprile@TheOnion you don't half-ass anything.
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@TheOnion Major part of the request (the same every time): "Please don't cut my ear off, Stevie (Wonder)."pic.twitter.com/HgjVbI8q7E
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@TheOnion omg my life story.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion been thereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion gotta know what ur gonna say. But sometimes they ask questions I don't know the answer to.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We “GOT YOUR UBER”, http://easycolorexpress.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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