@TheOnion at least she's not sitting on that couchpic.twitter.com/Q7J2ULwpZp
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@TaylanUB @TheOnion hey thanks for pointing that out Sherlock
@TheOnion Beauty fades & dumb is forever. Knowledge is power for life!
@TheOnion @rhymerrigby that is in fact your parenting wisdom isn't it?
@rhymerrigby just go for downright devious
@TheOnion She should call me when she's this many...
@TheOnion how cute
@TheOnion oh no poor girl she'll turnout into a monstrous manipulator
@TheOnion she is going to be a great "BIMBO" keep it up!
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