@TheOnion this also helps stop you from swallowing spiders in your sleep
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@Tyler_Stannard@TheOnion instead, they just chill around your tonsils until you wake up and have a panic attack -
@JoeDownShea@TheOnion Yeah but at least you won't get the unwanted empty calories that comes from sleep eating spiders
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@TheOnion do they filter out the shit people say?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You've done it again! And again! And again! <3Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@xian_austin cinco has competitionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@pablohidalgo Plastic bottles in landfills, solved. ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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