@TheOnion lol damn
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@TheOnion Her rather elaborate plan to live it up following her husband's death has caused him to hire a food taster for all future meals.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought this was romantic. But good point! It actually sucks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Marriage is like the Thunderdome. 2 come in, only one comes out aliveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Brave woman. She's all over them SSI survivors benefits.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is the only version that works. Husband would give up immediately.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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