@TheOnion Dog doesn't care one bit, he just pees on their shoes every night and shits all over the carpeting.
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@TheOnion@alexbtanner poor fred :/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought they were trading places with their pets explains why the pets are happy to c me n the ... http://tmi.me/1fdE5bThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Woofers has secretly met with doggie psychologist (cocker spaniel Tippy) who has been "all ears" according to troubled canine.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @DobbieSayz uh ohThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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