@TheOnion
Uhm...
Maybe I'm a little slow...
Uhm...
Okay.
I agree.
Yeppers!
But, uhm...
Doesn't everyone have "parents"?
Test tube babies?
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@PapyrusSpaghett@TheOnion Well I'm glad someone cleared that up for me. Thanks.
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@TheOnion@Le_Gourou Moreover, humans, most of the time, have human children. (except Trump's mom. Who had a blonde oompa loompa)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We need to stop the cycleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion OMG!!! who would have thought :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no shit sherlockThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@astinos2323 Only in the Onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the straight agenda - 1 more reply
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Brilliant RT
@TheOnion: Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parents Themselves http://onion.com/1qNzETl pic.twitter.com/96ifFb70Gc”
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@TheOnion Many girls in college dorms get pregnant without sex, or at least that's the story they're telling their parents.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think John Mayer predicted thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion $50,000 grant from the federal governmentThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion God loves Breeders!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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