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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Apr 2016

    Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parents Themselves http://onion.com/1qNzETl pic.twitter.com/sswF7oA7wI

    7:51 PM - 25 Apr 2016
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      2. Diamondgirl23‏ @astinos2323 25 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Uhm... Maybe I'm a little slow... Uhm... Okay. I agree. Yeppers! But, uhm... Doesn't everyone have "parents"? Test tube babies?

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
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      4. Diamondgirl23‏ @astinos2323 26 Apr 2016
        Replying to @PapyrusSpaghett

        @PapyrusSpaghett @TheOnion Well I'm glad someone cleared that up for me. Thanks. 😁

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      1. Diane Platypus‏ @kwapikwack 25 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Le_Gourou Moreover, humans, most of the time, have human children. (except Trump's mom. Who had a blonde oompa loompa)

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      1. Eric Jones‏ @Unkowable 25 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion We need to stop the cycle

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      1. riddle43‏ @riddle43 25 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion OMG!!! who would have thought :)

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      1. Todd Thiner‏ @mininessie 25 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion no shit sherlock

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      1. Ray Stokes‏ @strong151 25 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @astinos2323 Only in the Onion.

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      2. Adrian Kendall‏ @porto_881 25 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion the straight agenda

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      1. Samantha Luiz‏ @DigitalSamantha 26 Apr 2016
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        Brilliant RT @TheOnion: Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parents Themselves http://onion.com/1qNzETl  pic.twitter.com/96ifFb70Gc”

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 26 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Many girls in college dorms get pregnant without sex, or at least that's the story they're telling their parents.

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      1. Mike Beaton‏ @mikebeaton5 26 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion I think John Mayer predicted this

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      1. MaMohau‏ @Ref_Nkw 28 Apr 2016
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        @BroKNkwana @TheOnion 😂😂😂😂

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      1. Doctor Good‏ @BillEinschtein 25 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion $50,000 grant from the federal government

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        @TheOnion God loves Breeders!

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