@TheOnion many a truth spoken in jest US drug policy a real contender for the dumbest thing in the world
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@TheOnion If only Pierre's kid read this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I told the traffic cop I'd had 8 martinis, but only "medicinal" martinis prescribed by my doctor!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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