@TheOnion No problem. Take the rest of the year off.
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@TheOnion We're gonna grab lunch and see Captain America: Civil War.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he deserves it, have a happy Friday@BarackObamaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion spend it in n koreaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In related story, government production found to go up during DC shutdownsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Will he be at TGIF Friday? Or Applebee's?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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