@TheOnion I hate when I do that (oh, did that sound too aggressive...sorry...I meant I hope you like me...and sorry again.)
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Hilariously true! "
@TheOnion: Woman Leaving Meeting Worried She Came Off As Too Competent http://onion.com/1WiYCG0 pic.twitter.com/mzxYvcCzgY"
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@TheOnion When did you guys switch to serious and true stories like this one?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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She need not worry,..."She stayed @ "Holiday Inn" last night. #4GetAboutItThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sad but trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion she's probably right.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion When VP Larry Smith complained about stain on his tie, she quickly pulled "Shout" Bottle, cotton wad from purse & removed it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion especially in the 80's if Farage was there...#stopUKIP#Votewisely#Wales2016pic.twitter.com/CEhIYFbo7k
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