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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Apr 2016

    New Study Finds Humans Experience Greatest Feelings Of Joy When Pushing ‘Skip Ad’ Button http://onion.com/1r5puxM pic.twitter.com/oexifHS0rg

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      2. madison  🌙‏ @mooonrises 23 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @rushmgl

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      3. sMoopy 🧟‍♂️ 🌚 👻‏ @rushmgl 23 Apr 2016
        Replying to @mooonrises

        @mooonrises that me, if I ever get to that point

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      1. AUtitude‏ @AUtitude 23 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion it's the little things that matter

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      1. Maserati‏ @Maserati5249 23 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion PRESS IT. PRESS IT. HIT THE BUTTON.pic.twitter.com/pqDCDbrvMZ

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      1. .‏ @poetryinthwater 23 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion personally, I find joy in reporting twitter ads as offensive

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      1. Judith Soriano‏ @1970_soriano 24 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Yes.

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      1. filup26‏ @Fillup26 23 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion No when passing a Mercedes Benz that's the best of all.

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 23 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion This joy is short-lived, however, when pushing the 'Skip Ad' button leads to another ad.

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      1. MahomedSaleemMoorad‏ @msmoorad 23 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion lol. They will make ads about that now...

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 23 Apr 2016
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        @theonion: hmmm, interesting, kind of just like saying no, get a pair of balls.

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      1. John Kennard‏ @johnkt09 23 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @der_bluthund Retweeting that felt good too.

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      1. Brian T. Carswell‏ @realBrianCars 23 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @nathandensley

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      1. John Duprey‏ @jduprey 23 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion yes!!

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      1. Fuzzy‏ @FuzzyStats 23 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion #onlinemarketingpic.twitter.com/qUP3LeI3Mx

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      1. Lori Cannon‏ @LoriEllenCanno2 23 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion ah ha ha ha ha ha #skip

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      1. its ya boi‏ @Ultraman5000t 23 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion I'd have to agree. I just love pressing that button. It's satisfying to virtually be saying "fuck you I don't care" to the ad.

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 23 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Naw, I would say walking up to the window to cash in a 5 team parlay on a football Sat or Sun. Pure joy.

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      1. Bryan Wyatt‏ @brwyatt 23 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Especially if it is an ad they've seen multiple times before.

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