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@TheOnion we're talking class moms, we're talking my daughter's dance instructor who was an understudy in Cats and won't shut up about itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wow suburban dinner party, bad food and drink. I will take the pizza and beer and what ever happens, happens. Invite everyone.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Chaos ensued when neighborhood pool boy, Raul, who'd slept with all the women, crashed the party. FYI, no pools in neighborhood.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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