@TheOnion Just pass out on the couch most nights and those sheets will stay cleaner longer. Added bonus, last nights pizza still close.
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@TheOnion@mikegatto good luck with thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@sternshow remind you of anyone?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I just changed mine, should keep me going for anothrer century or soThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion against my strong objection.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I only change mine when they start to smell like stale cumThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @adoraminervaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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