@TheOnion He needs a hug. Not from me of course. But he needs a hug.
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@TheOnion@audbreezy I don't know what to do with my handsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @jennifereallen lololol - End of conversation
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@TheOnion@KellieLeitch@CPC_HQ Tory leadership candidate Kellie Leitch fights back tears over tip line misstephttp://www.cbc.ca/1.3547430Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion An oldie but a goodie!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just continually play this clip over and over again, and laugh your ass off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcgUDoV_M …pic.twitter.com/5K6fsfIHhd
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@TheOnion Cubicle cryers are the worst. I faked losing a contact lens to get a half day to escape one.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We have a protocol for that. Ignore and hope it ends soon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion now, now, we've all been there.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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