@TheOnion @savvjones for the next time you get pulled over, it's really inevitable at this point
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@TheOnion Slowly start accelerating while they write the ticket, they can't write and run at the same time. Exercise is good for health.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The second one got me thoughThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Shoot them in the face?#wwcd#WhatWouldCopsDoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Officer, if you let me go, I promise to drive down the road 37 miles under the speed limit to average things out.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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