@TheOnion shes that old chick thats on me money. part of the family that gets paid to live. ya, thats her job. she gets paid to live. fml
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@TheOnion my future ex-wife?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion just one in the line of a bunch of parasites sucking the life blood outta the people.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The fictional creature we tell the Bongland children comes to steal their teeth if they arent in bed before 9pm.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion part of a#bloodline of 13 families who have a hold on our lives.#khazars#secretsociety#fawningmasses#mediacontrolledpuppetsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion any idea when her birthday might be?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion She's the Duke of Normandy, I won't go there, and in New Zealand The White Heron.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion a reptile?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion An Old Lady from de last century, in the epoch when Kings (and Queens) existedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Some chick who really likes hats!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But did she ever meet Prince?!?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion also you guys are hit and miss but this article is a home runThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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