@TheOnion I'm confused... Is this real or satire because other places are presenting it as the former...
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@TheOnion so would this apply to masturbation as well because thats the deal breakerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hopefully the Utah legislature will pass additional legislation keeping Utahans' thinking on the righteous path.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Cause Let's get Joe Smith and his imaginary friend macaroni's opinion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Three cheers Onion! Bravo !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion addiction to pornography has caused much depression in lives of wives and children. It makes the addict selfish and unattached.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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