@TheOnion Ted Cruz new face for the three dollar bill.
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@MrMurder37@TheOnion Ted Cruz should be on the penny because everyone hates the penny seems more appropriate -
@tomthepanda_keo@TheOnion Trump on the new Reichsmark.
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@TheOnion Haha, all real funny until someone's heart gets busted#insincerityThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 19% of thoughts so pathetic there's no way they could be funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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