@TheOnion I sometimes catch myself staring into people's places when I'm walking my dogs
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@TheOnion Do you know what would be fun and maybe triple your - retweets ? Post photos ( like that one ) and have readers write a caption.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is why I keep the blind closed !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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*suddenly looks out the window
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@TheOnion This'll be me in... *Checks watch* About 5 years.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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