@TheOnion Scenario #1: Head-engulfing hair! Unfortunately, this is an exclusion on the policy in question!
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@TheOnion Probably makes a fun first date... which would also be the last.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Annoying phone calls, the line let me show you a few things and now death scenarios and the last guy you want to meet at a party. -
@TheOnion The best response to any insurance salesman or saleswomen, "I purchase all my insurance online" Drives them batty.
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