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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Apr 2016

    Here are some training tips for marathon hopefuls: http://onion.com/1VemmfD pic.twitter.com/xHKQZDh32d

    12:19 PM - 18 Apr 2016
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      2. spooky fiesta potato‏ @abbstiek 18 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @tylxrfair @H_7adams

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      3. hannah adams‏ @H_7adams 18 Apr 2016
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        @abbstiek @TheOnion @tylxrfair oh my gosh dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      4. tyler‏ @tylxrfair 18 Apr 2016
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        @H_7adams @abbstiek @TheOnion this is what we've been doing so I mean

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      2. Japheth Hampton‏ @HamptonJapheth 18 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @courtney_e717

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      3. Courtney‏ @courtney_e717 18 Apr 2016
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        @HamptonJapheth @TheOnion 😂😂😂 yesss

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      2. zieliński‏ @ZielinskiV 18 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @jamibetts

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      4. zieliński‏ @ZielinskiV 18 Apr 2016
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        @jamibetts @TheOnion just want to help you achieve your goals

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      2. Caden‏ @CadenStrause 18 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @kkels02 I thought this may be helpful (or not even remotely) for your upcoming event

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      3. katie kelsall‏ @kkels02 18 Apr 2016
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        @CadenStrause @TheOnion thank you I wouldn't be able to run without this valuable information

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      1. Michael Maher‏ @MichaeMaher200A 18 Apr 2016
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        One more: train hard to develop the stamina to watch all the runners run thru your neighborhood. @TheOnion

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      1. Karen A‏ @KarenAms 18 Apr 2016
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        For @KeithCameron2 "@TheOnion: Here are some training tips for marathon hopefuls: http://onion.com/1VemmfD  pic.twitter.com/lSj3HlJwQq"

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      1. Jesse Van Horne‏ @skullflowerdzyn 18 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion freaking great!

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      1. Matt Lamberton‏ @L3G1TLAMB 18 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @april_feist @kengelstad heres some tips for you guys and your half marathon.

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