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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Apr 2016

    ExxonMobil CEO Relieved It Finally Too Late To Do Anything About Climate Change http://onion.com/1qQCp6A pic.twitter.com/Hi68Di3QjF

    2:35 PM - 17 Apr 2016
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    20 replies 582 retweets 998 likes
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      2. Michael M Bandy‏ @MichaelMBandy 19 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I want to make sure that my followers understand that @TheOnion isn't completely serious. It's quite humorous.

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      3. Michael‏ @mterr337 19 Apr 2016
        Replying to @MichaelMBandy

        @MichaelMBandy @TheOnion How are you Michael?

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      4. Michael M Bandy‏ @MichaelMBandy 19 Apr 2016
        Replying to @mterr337

        @mterr337 @TheOnion Hey, Michael, I'm fine. You barely caught me, I'm just singing off for the night. Catch you later.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Michael‏ @mterr337 19 Apr 2016
        Replying to @MichaelMBandy

        @MichaelMBandy @TheOnion Goodnight Michael! You're an inspiration to all progressives!!

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      1. Lemonheater 🍋 🔥‏ @LemonheaterKL 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @BioshockLGP LMAO

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      1. DJ Mauri‏ @bluGrape2012 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion stall until you win, or cram 30 min before final as I say

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      1. FrightBoy Slim  🎃‏ @CJSpiff 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion it's*

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      2. Jeanne Z Gervais‏ @elliquinn 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @JTH2020 OMG, TOO SOON.

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      1. Quincy Rodgers‏ @qrodgers1588 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Thank goodness. Imagine if the really was a problem with climate change and we successfully addressed it. End of the gravy train!

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      1. Paul Vinson‏ @PaulVinsonMedia 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @KennethTrevino

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      1.  ⚜️ La Reine  ⚜️‏ @Beckabrook888 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion indeed but hey they can still pressure governors to force common core on their constituents. #plutocracy

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      1. Dennis Stillman‏ @DennisNobody 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Its never too late for left wing socially conservative blaming. WE KNOW WHO THE BAD GUYS ARE!!!!

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      1. Sharon Wood  🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈‏ @SKW56819 17 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Conceited A-hole

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