.@TheOnion @jonahterry this is so stupid! You actually read this. Just because he didn't just die doesn't mean anything!
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@TheOnion @sueoconnellnecn This is supposed to be some kind of joke, right? Or am I missing something?pic.twitter.com/uUIk1Bqp43Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@melissagolding this is one of those things where you apologize in advance -
@wjgolding@TheOnion it doesn't count! You have to wait to apologize to me in heaven!
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@TheOnion The fool; now who will change his diapers?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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