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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Apr 2016

    Virgin Mary Statue Crying For No Good Reason http://onion.com/1qMDsoh pic.twitter.com/pMMAwmgqUj

    4:00 PM - 15 Apr 2016
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      1. Matt Aaron‏ @BronxLaugher 15 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The Christians commenting in this article are clearly pissed off since they felt the need to mention Muslims for some reason.

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      1. Dubya‏ @DubyaLucha 15 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion she needs to smile more.

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      1. Jim Jones‏ @jsqrd01 15 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Probably slicing Onions. 😜

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      1. T to the Tom‏ @Ttom925 15 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion oh, Joseph know why. ..

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      1. Tom Daddario‏ @TomDaddario 15 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion She's crying cause she never got child support #theonion #comedy #funny

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      1. Jesse Sosa‏ @0dc775381dca45d 15 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion probably shocked at all the things going on all over thevworldband in our cities

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      1. Luke Irwin‏ @lukecny 15 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/kV79BVgxWS

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      1. Hmmm...‏ @DystopiaHQ 15 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @Mayerl Back in the day, we ran a story about Helen C. White titled Portrait Cries Real Tears. Students worshipped it for grades.

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      1. Bury me in the ocean with my ancestors‏ @shadowravyn 15 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Virgin Mary needs to chin the fuck up. Some of us have REAL problems, you know.

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      1. Olof Järvegren‏ @djShmeeJay 15 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Chopping onions?

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      1. closed‏ @babosagalaxy 15 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion the mirror cracked from side to side

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      1. Bill Clay‏ @NostraDuckus83 15 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Waiting for the Onion article that disparages Islam. Don't have the guts?

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      1. filup26‏ @Fillup26 15 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Oh she has a reason

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      1. Da Man‏ @cwbytrps082288 15 Apr 2016
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        “@TheOnion: Virgin Mary Statue Crying For No Good Reason http://onion.com/1qMDsoh  pic.twitter.com/wjtxY6FmKD”

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      1. Al G Bra‏ @AlGBra1 15 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion I thought it was the onion!

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      1. Spooky 🎃 Flirt Gamer‏ @NFlirtGamer 15 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Statue sadly came to the realization that there is always a reason to cry.

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      1. Punches In Bunches‏ @eplacentia 15 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Now all that’s left is to wait for the Christian terrorists to shoot up The Onion. Oh wait that’s Muslims that do that shit

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