@TheOnion @Mjohnson452 start now and you'll be good 





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@TheOnion Needs more satire, this is just the truth!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'd love to have an update on how Kyle is doing, as he's now in competition for unpaid internships with more recent graduates.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hmmm didn't major in engineering I guess.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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