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@TheOnion fantasticThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JohnJHarwood ;Did I read in Onion,Gender Identity cards now being issued in North Carolina. Can also be used for voter ID cardsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so nice to see a feel good story for a change.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In a follow up story, John reports consuming the drugs,having a good time& not requiring any rehab or a single one of the 12 stepsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Finally, a drug deal like drug deals used 2B. (PS Acquiring drugs is lawful. Selling drugs is regulated.) https://app.bitly.com/bitlinks/1PoLjB8 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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