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@TheOnion And any time you call them and it sounds like their eating something, they're actually sucking another mans dick.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@SalemGracian is that why I never answer???

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@TheOnion ..really..?..you mean Always..?..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't think that's right because my wife hardly ever answers her .... HEY ... WAIT A MINUTE!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What's the buzzing sound?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why can't msm cover stories like this?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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