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@yxung_thot@TheOnion @verycoolgirll i tld thm to stop taking pics of me!
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@TheOnion is that @Mind_Of_Peace ?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And man, happy as shit thinking, now that my bitchy wife is buried in cement in the basement life is worth living.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Whew..Lucky I was wearing shorts that day. Also, I don't actually have a TV.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If cereal is sad, consider me pathetic.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Passersby Stop To Stare At Man Leading Sad Life Through Open Apartment Window http://onion.com/1Sa178M pic.twitter.com/cMKRaCXL7r"
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@TheOnion please don't tell anyone how I live.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Shredded cheese!




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