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@TheOnion if this isnt me.... @pansyisaprickThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In the greatest of ironies, researchers have traced the man's food poisoning to a "Happy Meal" from McDonald's.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion photo looks like a guy who just crawled out of his own grave and then immediately did a bong rip.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they traced one of the germs to aunt edna's gravy by finding it's thumbprint on the gravy bowl.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Chipotle and the wifes cooking will do that to a guy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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