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@TheOnion As he was flossing baby seal from his teeth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ~Hates his grandkids anyway.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane "Aw man & we were seriously just about to do something. I was just telling the guys last week, now it's too late."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@lizzy_barrett13 all too relevantThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Maybe, but our $19.2 TRILLION debt will sink us long before global warming does -
@tommieboy77@TheOnion probably not a liquid debt is much more manageable than Mother Nature kicking our ass. -
@Wronkle The debt will transform us into Venezuela in no time. You will still be singing socialism's virtues as toilet paper can't be found
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@TheOnion --Too on the nose, Onion...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane But it's never too late to kick him in the shin.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It is a triumphant success for all of us ( Clean Energy ) is a myth and now the world knows what real#LeprechaunsCanDoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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