@TheOnion @SethValestrand
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@TheOnion Should be an asset if an employer wants candidates seeking instant gratification without regard to long-term consequencesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@stangerfl@TheOnion seriously. Fuck smokers who think they're entitled to as many breaks as they "need".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In landmark study, NIH determined that more people have been killed by second-hand stupidity than second-hand smoke.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Smoker's Face#don'tcallmewrinkledThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@solon594bce I think what happened to the Onion. Not funny anymore.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's why I'm unemployedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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