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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Apr 2016

    Springsteen Cancels NC Concert To Protest Anti-LGBT Law http://onion.com/23pBaNc  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/U11GijuGOG

    3:10 PM - 11 Apr 2016
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      1. Skylark Thibedeau‏ @skyler112_ 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @TheFree_Lance 10 to 1 if you asked What was in the Bill, the Boss would be at a Loss.

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      1. Chumly Pieplate‏ @Chumly_Pieplate 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion lol, I live in NC and I feel no sense of loss. Hey Bruce, 1989 called & they want their already out of vogue stereotype back.

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      1. Donice‏ @dgcnlv 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion So he's refusing to work because a state he doesn't live in passed a law he disagrees with...makes sense...

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      2. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion When was the last time Bruce Sprinsteen did anything that was relevant?

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      3. Joanna‏ @Redjodie1973 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @recon5961

        @recon5961 @TheOnion his last album.

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      4. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @Redjodie1973

        @Redjodie1973 @TheOnion Yea maybe to you and the one other person who purchased it by accident.

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      5. Joanna‏ @Redjodie1973 12 Apr 2016
        Replying to @recon5961

        @recon5961 @TheOnion seriously? He's had 11 #1 albums. Including his last one. He's currently filling stadiums all over the world.

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      6. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 12 Apr 2016
        Replying to @Redjodie1973

        @Redjodie1973 @TheOnion The guy has not been relevant for 10-15 years at least. Hitler filled stadiums also.

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      7. Joanna‏ @Redjodie1973 12 Apr 2016
        Replying to @recon5961

        @recon5961 @TheOnion lol that's utterly stupid. What a knobber. Lol grow up

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      8. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 12 Apr 2016
        Replying to @Redjodie1973

        @Redjodie1973 @TheOnion The extreme dullards such as yourself are a blithe on humanity. Get a clue DA

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      9. Joanna‏ @Redjodie1973 12 Apr 2016
        Replying to @recon5961

        @recon5961 @TheOnion I think you mean blight my darling.

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      2. e l s a  🎃 👻 🌈♡ ✨‏ @supilikecats 11 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @cianadetore !!!!

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      3. c‏ @cianadetore 11 Apr 2016
        Replying to @supilikecats

        @supilikecats @TheOnion I support you SPRINGSTEEN

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      1. Jeremy Millsap‏ @jeru0455 16 Apr 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion It's an awesome move by an awesome entertainer. My hat is off to him for standing up to right wrong bullying.

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      1. doug97527‏ @doug97527 15 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion ? Question? Is there a systm in place that allows a gender reassignment who has COMPLETED it to change all necesarry documents

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      1. Marilyn Sarlo‏ @SarloMarilyn 15 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @MarkSilverman It's the in thing to do. Once one does,the rest cave like dominos. It's ridiculous Show up honor your word.

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      1. Stephen Tippet‏ @DJStevieSteve 13 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion @Herring1967 Is that @AndrewCollins ?

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      1. Owen's Breakfast‏ @brekfast_newz 13 Apr 2016
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        @TheOnion Christ. Reading most of these comments - it must me pretty bleak running a satirical publication in a land largely without irony

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